February 6, 2008

逗了女人的代价




昨晚带着几个猪朋狗友和女人狂欢,本想吃饭,松骨(按摩),卡拉OK,消夜直落,可惜女人身体不是太舒服,只吃了饭松了骨就提早结束。
女人被本尊弄得流泪了,别误会,不是痛到流泪,而是因为本尊的一个不是太好笑的笑话,笑到无法自己,眼角范着泪,看见她的欢乐,心里真有幸福的感觉,哈~只是在旁的朋友一头雾水的不知本尊耍了什么宝,逗的女人如此开心。感觉女人的笑发自内心,并非当日的掩饰。饭后,女人还问本尊是否需要还饭钱给我,靠,当我什么,请女人吃饭还要她还钱,颜面何在,而且又当着一堆友人面前。有点不爽的说,你的部分要就还了(其实心里想说用一个吻来代替,哈哈~),没想到女人当真从口袋拿了钱丢在我面前,真是天大侮辱。朋友还取笑我们像斗气的冤家。最后当然本尊放下面子请女人收起,一个有事业的女人真是奇怪,什么都喜欢AA制。可惜女人看来不想欠了本尊,既然在佳节的到来送了一粒菜燕,这女人让我越来越感兴趣了,哈~

8 comments:

墮天使 - 祥 said...

現在的女生經濟都獨立,所以下次記得別開這種玩笑,不然下不了台的是自己。

既然想要對方以吻來代替,為何不直接開口?你該不會開不了口吧?

Andy said...

i got her kiss..because i ask for it! haha...hey, you must not lose to your brother - me eh!

Anonymous said...

AA不让人吃亏。有些人总喜欢占便宜。。。

Anonymous said...

堕天使,我喜欢自然的发生,而且女人那时生病了,所以还是少惹为妙,哈哈~

colby,if asked for it,then not so enjoy,i wan everythg happen naturally,haha~Then how was ur kiss?wet o dry 1?hahaha~

紫藤花,给你占一辈子便宜我都无所谓,哈哈~

Andy said...

no la, just a polite one, on the cheek. but full of feelings.haha.. because that girl was my first girl to go after, and now we met again with single status, and both got feelings...erm...the rest, just let our fate to decide.

Anonymous said...

yeah,brother,good job and gentleman.At least u can kiss on cheek,me haven't touch her hand,lol~

Andy said...

be patient, my success come from patient. haha..good luck to you!!

kukuciao~ said...

Hey brother,im not as patient as u,mb i din put my "heart" there, stil wan play only?Im not sure also,haha~