June 13, 2008

如何对付女人与通膨~

油价高涨,百物通膨,大家是因为束紧腰带,吃不饱的关系,没有力气踩break,还是心痛踩break了?油价高涨一个星期了,这一个星期驾车奔驰在路上,除了发现车辆减少,乌龟多了很多,更吓人的是多了一群不踩break的使用者。奔驰在直路,难免会加大油门,可惜最近油门不敢踩到太尽,因为多了一群不知生命比金钱重要的家伙~转弯不用break,该停的路还是直冲,结果受怕的只有我们驾驶直路的使用者。很想大声对uncle,auntie,brother,sister说“踩个break,最多吃了你RM1的油费,好过你的一条命吧?难道你的命还不值RM1?”

During high CPI period, many people have money problem, but even more I believe have wisdom problems. When financial problems arise, you will see a lot of people praying for money , but the first thing they should be wishing for is wisdom. Wisdom is the key that will open doors for you in life.

女人们说“Inflation is as violent as fat ,as frightening as wrinkles and as deadly as sex maniac”,由此可见,女人们是多么害怕脂肪,皱纹和色情狂的~

兄弟们,在这高通膨时代,如果要缓和你们爱人的心和保养自己皮包内的价值,就告诉她“Fasting can kick your fat; worry won’t bring wealth but wrinkles; stay at home can avoid you from sex maniac”一举两得,哈哈~

对付女人和通膨都需要有智慧,这样才不会耳朵受罪,身体受苦~

7 comments:

皮皮 said...

通货膨胀当作减肥吧!少吃一点不会死掉 (...)

不踩break真的可以省油吗? 下次回家试试!

墮天使 - 祥 said...

哈哈,好有智慧喔。

Andy said...

long live kukuciao ~

emilio said...

通货膨胀,我跟老妈说

以后不用吃不用出,做仙,哈哈

kukuciao~换口味选写英文了?不过你的这一篇,的确难得的有智慧

Anonymous said...

wisteria,少吃一点不会死掉对很多人来说都可行,唯独你在馋嘴猪。。。哈哈~

堕天使,本尊向来都有少少智慧,哈~

colby,u must say"long live KING of kukuciao~",haha~

emilio,不吃不出,屁股嘴巴生锈就糟了,哈~英文打起来比较不吃力,不过华语比较可以表达某些情感,哈哈~

蓝夜雨PL said...

咕咕叫的本事可不是盖的呢,中英文通行,都形容得很好,只要是跟女人有关!

Anonymous said...

蓝夜雨,现在出来行走江湖,骗吃骗喝要有多点才艺了,哈哈~